Found this at Lori and thought it was funny.

If I were a month, I would be March
If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be 23:00
If I were a sea animal, I would be a nautilus
If I were a direction, I would be right
If I were a virtue, I would be patience
If I were a planet, I would be Uranus
If I were a liquid, I would be orange juice
If I were a stone, I would be a topaz
If I were a tree, I would be an Jasmin
If I were a bird, I would be a phoenix

If I were a flower/plant, I would be convallaria majalis
If I were a kind of weather, I would be thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a Banshee
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano
If I were an animal, I would be a fox
If I were an emotion, I would be mourning
If I were a sound, I would be the sound of strings
If I were an element, I would be water

If I were a song, I would be Precious
If I were a movie, I would be The eternal sunshine of a spotless mind
If I were a tv-series, I would be Family guy
If I were a writer, I would be Cartarescu
If I were a book, I would be Komediantka

If I were a food, I would be chocolate cake
If I were a place, I would be a street
If I were a city, I would be Paris
If I were a taste, I would be bitter
If I were a scent, I would be a scent of honey
If I were a color, I would be red
If I were a fabric, I would be velvet

If I were a word, I would be 'daar'
If I were a body part, I would be the hands
If I were a facial expression, I would be desire
If I were a subject in school, I would be psychology
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Silvester
If I were a number, I would be 6
If I were a car, I would be a Mini Cooper
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a dress

I'm starting a new life, or let's just say I'm at the beginning of it. I know it's gonna be hard, but I have to smile and be hapy for my lil' butterfly. Hope the best for you and sweet dreams for me.